Stop staying up late on the internet, do your work like a good student, have you found out what happens in your summer term yet?, how are your kitties?, I hope olden slut has been discarded once more, you better be eating properly you dizzy dinosaur, I need to write you a letter, can you please come home now and nurse me back to normal levels of nuttiness using Starbucks and our combined hilarity?
I think that’s all.
1) I’m going to bed after I post this!
2) I did half my reading, honest.
3) Kind of. I have my big projects due in May, but no actual class time. I just need to ask my tutors if they advise staying in London to complete it (for Library access, contact with tutors etc) or if I can come home end of March, basically!
4) My kitties are more and more bonkers by the day. Penny escaped out of the slightly open bathroom window the other morning and was stuck on the roof of the garage. She was hurling herself at the window in an attempt to re-enter apparently, and my dad had to grab her mid-flight and drag her back in through the big window.
5) I think slut of the west has been vanquished but there will be a proper investigation into this.
6) I am eating, I had a Nando’s this evening with some chums, looking after myself I am. Only one dizzy spell this week!
7) I love your letters. I’ll write you one too.
8) I’m coming home this weekend! IN FACT what are you doing Friday?
I might just text you, even though the fine people of tumblr will simply adore this communication on their dash, I know it.